May 2012
- no one: FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
shine a light: Carrie Bradshaw Math →
staceylittlebit.tumblr.com
I love Sex and the City, but this is fucking hilarious. AND SO TRUE. WHY CAN’T ALL WRITERS LIVE LIKE CARRIE?
Don’t get me wrong- I watch Sex and The City. I never got why she wore a lot of shit on her head, or why she thought Chris Noth was remotely fuckable, but I still dug that slutty old lady who made all the cock puns. I’ve seen most of the episodes, I’ve drank booze and saw…
Invade my love and sex life
- 1. Are looks important in a relationship?
- 2. Are relationships ever worth it?
- 3. Are you a virgin?
- 4. Are you in a relationship?
- 5. Are you in love?
- 6. Are you single this year?
- 7. Can you commit to one person?
- 8. Describe your crush
- 9. Describe your perfect mate
- 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
- 11. Do you ever want to get married?
- 12. Do you forgive betrayal?
- 13. Do you get jealous easily?
- 14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
- 15. Do you have any piercings?
- 16. Do you have any tattoos?
- 17. Do you like kissing in public?
- 20. Do you shower every day?
- 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
- 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
- 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
- 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
- 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
- 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
- 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
- 28. Have you ever been cheated on?
- 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
- 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
- 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
- 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
- 33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
- 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
- 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
- 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
- 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
- 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
- 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
- 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
- 41. Have you had sex so far this year?
- 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
- 43. How long was your longest relationship?
- 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
- 45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
- 46. How many times did you have sex last year?
- 47. How old are you?
- 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
- 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
- 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
- 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
- 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
- 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
- 54. Is there someone you will never forget?
- 55. Share a relationship story.
- 56. State 8 facts about your body
- 57. Things you want to say to an ex
- 58. What are five ways to win your heart?
- 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
- 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
- 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
- 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
- 63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
- 64. What is your definition of cheating?
- 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
- 66. What is your favourite roleplay?
- 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
- 68. What is your sexual orientation?
- 69. What turns you off?
- 70. What turns you on?
- 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
- 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
- 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
- 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
- 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
- 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
- 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
- 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
- 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
- 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
- 81. Who are five people you find attractive?
- 82. Who is the last person you hugged?
- 83. Who was your first kiss with?
- 84. Why did your last relationship fail?
- 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
- http: //kittenroar.tumblr.com/ask
time to get back on track with losing weight...
i just want to lose 50 pounds.
i just want to read Valley of the Dolls over and over again and cry for Anne and Lyon each time.
photos of your tattoos?
sure!
(from Tim Burton’s ‘Vincent.’ I’ve also added black buttons and a needle with thread from Coraline, but i haven’t taken a picture because it needs to be touched up BAD.)
“lay your arrows down.”
my most favorite.
got this after reading Patti Smith’s ‘Just Kids.’
I'm excited for a lot of things.
I’m excited to see my BHB family tomorrow.
I’m excited to get back to working my favorite job.
I’m excited to reintroduce my septum ring.
I’m excited to soon get a new tattoo.
I’m excited to soon dye my hair lavender.
I’m excited to soon get my first bikini wax (okay, i’m actually a little nervous.)
I’m excited to run my 5K on saturday.
I’m excited to see my favorite band on saturday.
I’m excited to go to the lit fest.
I’m excited for more summer grilling.
I’m excited to go home in July.
I’m excited for cooler weather coming up.
I’m excited for a summer class (weird).
in the same vein as my last text post:
is there such a thing as too many text tattoos?
i have “survivor” on my upper right arm, “lay your arrows down” on the front of my ankles, and now i want “belle femme” on the back of my upper legs….would this be ridiculous?
i think for my next tattoo, i want ‘Belle Femme’ on the back of my legs, right above my knees, in a really beautiful cursive font.
because i may not always feel like it, but i am one, dammit.
- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
I think I've been watching too much Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
Now I just want to go lay out and get tan, and get my nails done and be generally gorgeous.
lamest post of 2012
“Someone handed me a sticker at a women’s rights march once. It said “I FUCK TO COME NOT TO CONCEIVE.” I can’t find that sticker and I want it back! Because what’s been lost in this whirlwind of abstinence-only, married-only, straight-only nonsense is pleasure. I don’t know about you, but when I have sex it’s because it feels good, not because I’m gearing up to knit some booties.”
—
Jessica Valenti. Author of Full Frontal Feminism. (via sleeptapes)
I bought Full Frontal Feminism a year ago for a Women & Gender Studies class and have been reading it on and off since then. I would consider it like Feminism 101, but it has really helped me understand a few things about being a young feminist, and has helped me feel better about things that I was conflicted on before with my own feminism.
“You have a right to experiment with your life. You will make mistakes. And they are right too. No, I think there was too rigid a pattern. You came out of an education and are supposed to know your vocation. Your vocation is fixed, and maybe ten years later you find you are not a teacher anymore or you’re not a painter anymore. It may happen. It has happened. I mean Gauguin decided at a certain point he wasn’t a banker anymore; he was a painter. And so he walked away from banking. I think we have a right to change course. But society is the one that keeps demanding that we fit in and not disturb things. They would like you to fit in right away so that things work now.”
—Anaïs Nin (via dailystendhalnitesaudade)
hang in there! things will be okay! i don't think work can fire you for throwing up. unless you keep throwing up into food or onto customers.
luckily i threw up into/onto neither of those things, so maybe i am safe! thank you :)
Just threw up at work.
Twice.
It’s only my 4th day, and now I’m just anxious because I don’t want this to affect me working there and I really like the job :(
Ugh. Today is not my day.
Seriously though..
http://kittenroar.tumblr.com/ask
If you’re an illustrator, or know one, who would want to do some collaboration, let me know!! I really want this idea to come to life.
